UNTOUCHED AGENCY DMCA CHAOS CONTROL
“Your content is leaking harder than your ex’s excuses… fix it.”
Every Leak = Money Gone
Creators be like:
“I wonder why my revenue dipped??”
Girl… because half of your OF is in some random dude’s Telegram group chat named ‘premium’
Imagine waking up and seeing:
Real talk…
Do you even KNOW how much of your content is floating around the internet right now??
Like… be honest.
Have you checked?
Do you want to check??
Because the internet does NOT care.
They’re out here screen-recording your entire career like it’s Netflix.
And they’re not even paying.
WEAK.
LEAKS vs. MONTHLY MONEY YOU’RE LOSING
(Read it slowly. Cry a little. Then fix it.)
LEAK COUNT | EST. MONTHLY MONEY LOST | CHAOTIC REALITY CHECK |
500 leaks | ~$250 lost | “That’s like 2 lash appointments… gone.” |
1,000 leaks | ~$500 lost | “Half a bag, half your sanity.” |
2,000 leaks | ~$1,000 lost | “Congrats, you just paid rent for a stranger.” |
3,000 leaks | ~$1,500 lost | “Someone is watching your content for FREE in 4K.” |
5,000 leaks | ~$2,500 lost | “Why are you allowing this?? Genuinely asking.” |
7,000 leaks | ~$3,500 lost | “Your content is a charity at this point.” |
8,000 leaks | ~$4,000 lost | “That’s a vacation… GONE. A whole vacation.” |
10,000 leaks | ~$5,000 lost | “You’re basically sponsoring strangers’ lifestyles.” |
12,000 leaks | ~$6,000 lost | “At this point the internet owes you alimony.” |
15,000 leaks | ~$7,500 lost | “Your leaks are doing better numbers than you.” |
20,000+ leaks | $10,000+ lost | “Your content isn’t leaked… it’s syndicated.” |
Be honest…
Which row are YOU on?
And more importantly:
Why are you NOT in the row that says “Protected by Untouched DMCA”?
If you wouldn’t hand out your content for free IRL,
then WHY are you letting the internet run a discount code on you??
The chart is cute.
The money you’re losing? Not cute.
Fix it before next month becomes a horror movie.
And the real question is:
Why are you letting strangers make more off your content than YOU?
OK LET’S FIX THIS.
Untouched Agency offers the one thing the internet prays you DON’T get:
DMCA PROTECTION that actually SLAPS.
Like… we’re talking:
• Internet-wide leak hunting
• Cease-and-yeet takedown strikes
• Legit reports showing EXACTLY how many leaks have been stealing your bag
• And a team that’s low-key feral about deleting stolen content.
We find it.
We nuke it.
You get your money back up.
Simple.
“But how does it work tho?” Glad you asked, baddie.
We search EVERYTHING.
Telegram groups, leak forums, Google results, shady subreddits, those bootleg sites that look like they were coded in 2007… all of it.
We hit them with legal thunder.
DMCA strikes flying like ninja stars. Content disappears. Internet cries. You win.
You get a clean AF report.
Proof. Receipts. Breakdown of your leaks. (Warning: may cause rage followed by immediate subscription to our service.)
Your revenue stops leaking.
Like plugging the Titanic, but sexy.
If you’re already on Untouched Agency…
Baby, you’re already protected.
Welcome to the safe zone.
The internet hates that for them.
Wanna Join the Protected?
Cool. You only need:
Name / @Username / Phone / Email
Drop it → we handle the rest → leaks cry → your revenue smiles.
FINAL QUESTION AND PLEASE ANSWER HONESTLY:
How many more leaks do you wanna lose money to before you finally tap in??
Like… genuinely.
What’s the number?
10 more? 100 more? 8,000 more??
Your content is dropping for FREE while you sleep…
And you’re still thinking about it?
STOP THE LEAKS. SECURE THE BAG.
DMCA by UNTOUCHED AGENCY Fix it before the internet steals tomorrow’s paycheck.
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